Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Perfect storm

Oh, God bless the Onion. Right after 9-11, they came firing back with the infamous "terrorists in hell" story, and now after Katrina, they offer up this.

Best headline: "Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help," ("Follow-up teams of emergency relief workers are expected to begin ambling into the Gulf Coast region as early as this weekend."). Second-best: "Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance."

And the headline on their cover, not reflected in the click-through, is pretty great, too: "Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self." And while I can't find it now, I swear at MSNBC we ran a story about a guy who did just exactly that.

2 comments:

  1. Don't remember all the details, but yeah, they were interviewing the guy on NPR today (Wednesday). He and some friends filled their car with bottled water, stole a press pass, and snuck in to bring water to people and also evacuated some injured to Baton Rouge (including a guy who had been attacked by fire ants).

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  2. Anonymous6:36 AM

    This probably isn't the same story you're thinking of, but a couple of people from Michigan have done the same thing:

    http://www.freep.com/features/living/ager8e_20050908.htm

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