Special mini-makeup and hair-care preview lesson just one dollar!

Aw, man, here I went and graduated from college when I could have just gone to the Cinderella Career School! And then woke up after I turned into a pumpkin!

I would ask why a "career school" is all worried about teaching you makeup, but it's 1971, so no question necessary. Plus I get the feeling "career" is far, far secondary to the word "finishing" in the school's full title.