Split personality

Our tortoise-shell cat has a split face too, right down the center of her nose, but she's not as striking as this one because both of her eyes are the same color. This one's truly something.

Inbred cat

Inbred cat. (Thanks Anna!)

Crunch-a-munch

This cat looks eerily like our Crunchy, even down to the tortoiseshell split nose.

Of course, it ends up being a photo used in an ad for FAT CATS SPECIFICALLY.

Awkward prom photo

So, so awesome.

Really, aren't they all?

How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you.

Mrow!

The Department of Redundancy Department, Feline Division.

Cat on a business trip!

Cat on a business trip! Bless you, Japan. (Via Metafilter.)

Next stop on the cat tour...

Oh, this made me laugh...

The cat who mistook himself for an otter

The cat who mistook himself for an otter.

Leftover LOLcat

Leftover LOLcat still purrfectly good!

Darth Kitty

My friend Lisa sent me this classic image of a Hello Kitty Darth Vader. A guy on Boing Boing reports that he was the originator, and sadly, the costume isn't real, it was Photoshopped.

But this HK as Darth Vader tattoo appears to be real...

The chair recognizes the senator from...mmmmrrrrrr....

Cat Congress mired in sunbeam.

You know this is exactly how cats would run things, bless their lazy, furry little hearts.

But my favorite Onion cat story remains the photo of the cat in military uniform where it says "Cat General fears war on string may be unwinnable."

Uhm...

"The hairbrush is escaping!"

Shooting it from downtown

LOLcats play basketball. Heh, I'm not sure why I find this one so funny.

Whre gravity going?

Whre gravity going?

Pass the oatmeal

Five cats that look like Wilford Brimley.

(Via Ultimate Insult.)

Tortitude

Tortoise-shell cats are said to have a rather unique dominant (some say insane) personality. Anyone who's met my Crunchy would agree. Just ask Kelly.

Anyway, I may have to get this shirt.

DRILL SERGEANT KITTEH...

...Wants you to drop and give him 20!

Heh

Why do I get the feeling I'll be saying a variation on this a lot as Kelly gets older? She and her dad will be a perfect pair for getting into mischief -- of the best possible kind, of course.

I haz a nobul steed!

Hey, how did my Wednesday get into this picture, and who is that orange cat riding him?