Abe Vigoda turns 94 today. That's not an unimaginable age--my dad got to 93, and Vigoda was born the year between my dad and my mom, who reached 91.
What makes Abe the poster child for "old people you thought were dead who will live forever," the guy who has websites that exist just to determine his life status, the guy whose death has been misreported not once but twice, is that he's looked old for about a thousand years.
In the '70s, we all thought he was the oldest cast member in "Barney Miller" and "Fish." We had no idea he'd still be holding on in 2015.
I tried to watch "Fish." It had a bunch of kids and seemed like it might be a bigger-familied version of "All in the Family." It was awful, just awful, but we often watched it anyway because nothing else was on.
But then it's impossible to forget that Vigoda was also Sal Tessio, one of the Godfather's top lieutenants, the one who attempted the Barzini betrayal. It's the smart move. Tessio was always the smarter one. But you know, Mike, it was only business.
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Friday, February 20, 2015
Boba Fett-mas
Hi, I'm about to blow your mind. When was Boba Fett's first-ever "Star Wars" appearance? IN THE HORRIFIC HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Happy Life Day, everybody!
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Oh, hi, Mark
Possibly the most deserving Kickstarter ever. Rifftrax (Mike, Kevin and Bill from "Mystery Science Theater") have announced the four movies they want to riff live (transmitted same-night to theaters across the nation, and repeated the next week) for 2015, and they include the awesomely awful "The Room."
In addition to Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece, they hope to mock "Sharknado 2," an '80s treasure called "Miami Connection," and "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny" (a bizarre warm-weather Christmas nightmare) in a four-film year they're dubbing "The Crappening." They've got some fun rewards packages (including a somewhat scary one where you write them a joke, which seems like it could end poorly if Tommy Wiseau buys in) and it's all for a great cause--more laughter in the world.
In addition to Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece, they hope to mock "Sharknado 2," an '80s treasure called "Miami Connection," and "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny" (a bizarre warm-weather Christmas nightmare) in a four-film year they're dubbing "The Crappening." They've got some fun rewards packages (including a somewhat scary one where you write them a joke, which seems like it could end poorly if Tommy Wiseau buys in) and it's all for a great cause--more laughter in the world.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Catching up
Yes, I've fallen way out of step as far as updating this blog. Part of it is that Blogger is so clunky to use to update when sites like Facebook and Twitter let you update with practically one click, even displaying the photo from your chosen story without you having to go get it. So if there's a blog product that works as easily as adding links to Facebook, let me know.
Anyway, here are a few of my recent stories for work, which transformed from msnbc.com to NBC News.com over the summer.
Anyway, here are a few of my recent stories for work, which transformed from msnbc.com to NBC News.com over the summer.
- Your guide to Hollywood's holiday offerings
- 'Doctor Who' stamps to honor all 11 Doctors
- Year in movies: Time to punch a wolf
- Is 'Christmas Shoes' the worst holiday song ever?
- 'Hall bitten by Oates' story sparks 'Maneater' headline
- Singer turns Stanley Steemer jingle into dazzling romp
- Toothbrushing doofus stars in worst commercial of year
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Friday, September 07, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Yes, even though his voice is kinda whiny, I LOVED Christopher Cross' "Sailing" when it hit big in 1980, me and about a zillion other Americans.
I never realized that he was not exactly the most photogenic singer in the world, though. I think I pictured him looking like Christopher Atkins, because "The Blue Lagoon" was also popular around then. Now I think I like him more that I know he wasn't a slicked-up Hollywood Ken doll.
Watch him here. Doesn't he look a little like John C. Reilly?
I never realized that he was not exactly the most photogenic singer in the world, though. I think I pictured him looking like Christopher Atkins, because "The Blue Lagoon" was also popular around then. Now I think I like him more that I know he wasn't a slicked-up Hollywood Ken doll.
Watch him here. Doesn't he look a little like John C. Reilly?
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Nagging Disney mysteries
YES! I always wondered about little Chip the teacup...I mean, Mrs. Potts seems kind of old to be his mom and all, and does he have a dad or--?
The bit about Ariel having to turn cannibal and eat her former subjects if she becomes a queen on land is both funny and horrifying.
The bit about Ariel having to turn cannibal and eat her former subjects if she becomes a queen on land is both funny and horrifying.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Every single one of us, the "Devil Inside"
This is a hilarious tag-team review of "The Devil Inside," which critics and audiences seem to roundly agree is horrible, yet it only cost $1 million to make, and will likely beat pricey "Mission: Impossible" at this weekend's box office.
Here's a spoiler for the movie's stupid non-ending.
Also, it looks like the L.A. premiere had a special guest in the audience...
Here's a spoiler for the movie's stupid non-ending.
Also, it looks like the L.A. premiere had a special guest in the audience...
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
New 'Wuthering Heights' movie on the way
The trailer is awful--all silent and moody--but the interesting thing is Heathcliff is played by a black actor.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Well, was she right?
This is kind of a funny headline: "TODAY's Gael Fashingbauer Cooper convinced single tweet means Oscars are silly for Billy."
It's not like I am the sole person convinced of that, considering it's true.
It's not like I am the sole person convinced of that, considering it's true.
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Life and death in Formula 1
My husband Rob is a Formula 1 junkie, and I bet he'd heartily enjoy this book: The Limit: Life and Death on the 1961 Grand Prix Circuit
Which reminds me: If you haven't seen the movie "Senna," rent or borrow or buy it, even if you know nothing about Formula 1. It's crazy good.
Which reminds me: If you haven't seen the movie "Senna," rent or borrow or buy it, even if you know nothing about Formula 1. It's crazy good.
Thursday, November 03, 2011
Harold and Kumar are smokin' again
Here's my review of "A Harold & Kumar Very 3D Christmas." I went with Kim D., and we pretty much laughed the whole time.
One of my favorite lines: Someone wants Kumar to go somewhere with him, but his response is "No can do, I've got to stay here and smoke this weed or else I won't get high."
He also calls a teenager "Generation Z."
One of my favorite lines: Someone wants Kumar to go somewhere with him, but his response is "No can do, I've got to stay here and smoke this weed or else I won't get high."
He also calls a teenager "Generation Z."
Sunday, October 09, 2011
I'm your huckleberry
Saw a bumper sticker from a Texas gun shop with the saying "I'm your huckleberry," from "Tombstone" of course.
That started me wondering if that saying was really an old West version of "I'm the droid you're looking for" or if it was just made up for the movie. Seems that it really does date back to at least the 1930s if not earlier.
Fascinating!
That started me wondering if that saying was really an old West version of "I'm the droid you're looking for" or if it was just made up for the movie. Seems that it really does date back to at least the 1930s if not earlier.
Fascinating!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Not a lot of shops in space
Why is Lando wearing Han Solo's clothes? "Family Guy" brought it up, and this video investigates.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Bad movies, good fun
Thanks to Alonso Duralde who joined me to chat about bad movies on msnbc.com/TODAY.com today, and to all the readers who dropped by to ask questions or leave a comment!
You can read the transcript here.
You can read the transcript here.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Best movie you never heard of
Here's my review of my favorite movie of the year, "Senna."
Knowing PCJM readers, you may very well have heard of it. Whether you have or not, SEE IT.
Knowing PCJM readers, you may very well have heard of it. Whether you have or not, SEE IT.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Bad, bad, bad, bad movies
Join me on Monday at 12:30 pm PT for a live chat about baaaad movies. We'll talk MST3K movies, big stars in big flops, movies so bad they're good, and more. I'll be joined by film critic Alonso Duralde.
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Thursday, August 18, 2011
Harold and Kumar return
There's a line in the "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" movie trailer where I nearly did an actual spit-take. Let's hope it's more like "White Castle" and less like "Guantanamo Bay."
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Dude abides
My "Big Lebowski" package for work.I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. Nice marmot.
--Slideshow of iconic moments from the film.
--Best quotes from the film
--Mike's piece on where is the cast now
--Slideshow of iconic moments from the film.
--Best quotes from the film
--Mike's piece on where is the cast now
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