Sunday, April 20, 2008

Who let the dogs out?

New Jersey Dogs of My Acquaintance.

Excerpt: "A classic police dog and so handsome if seen in photograph or holding still, but the illusion shattered the moment it did anything at all, because this dog was stupid. Dogs are not known for being rocket scientists in general, but Peebee was just as dumb as dirt, dumb as a god damn post, and not happy dumb, just plain damn miserable stupid, as if its whole life all that it could think was "What? What? What do you want? What the HELL is going on? I don't have a single god damn clue. I'd like to do something, go somewhere, commit to some action of any kind but I just do not have two god damn functioning brain cells to slap together!"

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