Monday, May 12, 2008

Kelly Taylor graduates!

Yeah, because the one person you'd want guiding your life is Kelly Taylor from "90210." And also, because someone with Kelly's money would really want to work as a public high-school guidance counselor.

Um, what are you saying? That I am confusing "90210" and its spinoff with a documentary? My bad.

But what, you ask, about Donna Martin?


Annie Bulloch said...

Yeah, didn't Kelly major in fashion design? Still, she survived just about every bad thing a young woman could have happen, so she could give plenty of advice on coping.

As Wikipedia says: "Kelly faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being able to quit the cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, being raped, shot the rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectantly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others."

So there's that.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't stand Donna Martin! Tori Spelling is the worst actor ever! Of course she was only on the show because it was her daddy's. Even her brother was eventually on the show. Nepotism as it's worst! Ugh!