Wednesday, September 07, 2005

For NEVAH!

We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this special news broadcast from suburban Ontario: Hot junior-high school band 4-Evah has broken up. That's right, broken up. For good. Try to hold yourself together.

It is believed to be all the fault of one Becky "Roadside" McGuire.

We will continue to follow this story, and will bring you updates as events warrant.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever, dude. April's the one who's demoralized enough to stop being a band. Pussy.

Of course, some wholesome, never-touched-the-side-of-the-road-not-even-the-sidewalk singing sensation will fall into 4-Evah's lap, and when they're the most popular band in high school, McGuire will come crawling back to Saint Patterson. That's how they roll in Ontario.

Anonymous said...

When did she get a Japanese performance artist boyfriend?

Oh, and Lynn: "Disbanded" should be the phrase for you and last-panel wordplay.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the morning snark! As soon as I read that this morning I had to come see what you had to say about it ;)

Anonymous said...

I love how Becky has turned into the personification of evil. Has she gotten more freckles over the last few months?

Anonymous said...

Becky's tee shirt:
http://www.cafepress.com/joshreads.22648249

Sweetie Darling said...

Do we need to have a FBOFW intervention for you, Gael?

Dimestore Lipstick said...

"That's right, broken up. For good."

For good? Probably. But alas, only for two days.