This Hello Kitty pink laptop, complete with fur, is so sugary sweet it makes my teeth hurt.
But I love the writeup, especially "After boyfriend complains about the fumes, resolve to spraypaint actual laptop case and standard keyboard keys outside. Spread assorted newspapers on the ground. Put everything on it. Spray. Watch many people go by wondering whether you are a pair of nutsos. Watch Boston Police go by without even turning their heads. Grab chairs to sit and guard drying laptop. Note in dismay to each other that you have reached a possible nadir of your existence: you are watching paint dry."