Apparently those of us here in Jones Soda's hometown of Seattle can get their new salmon soda, in addition to the whole Christmas pack discussed earlier. (I-Mockery reviews it and the other holiday sodas, too. It just occurs to me that these may be the only sodas developed to be purchased once, as a joke, for group testing, and not for repeat buying.)
Yeah, that's an Emerald City honor I'll be passing on, thanks very much.
Apparently Jones also has lip balm flavored like their wacked-out sodas, in case you want to smear the greasy goodness of turkey-n-gravy on your poor chapped lips. They also have carbonated candy and popsicles. Mmm mmm good.