"Steve, Don't Eat It" doesn't mess around: It is what its name says. A guy named Steve eats stuff that most of us would really rather not consume, such as potted meat, prison wine, Beggin' Strips and Urkel-O's cereal from 1991. Of the listed, I kind of think the Urkel-O's might be the scariest. The box is even autographed!
Says Steve: "My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby."