OK, I couldn't keep up with "For Better or For Worse" while in Japan, and I come back to find my favorite character's storyline completely messed up.
Liz is leaving Mtigiwhatever! She's getting a native name! Mr. Right is coming with her, unless he's not! His ex-girlfriend is taking Liz's job, unless she's not!
And creepiest of all, the strips on FBOFW.com, not unlike those portraits in horror movies with real eyes following you around the room, are now partly animated. Who thought this was a good idea? (Can't see it? Watch Jesse's eye in the last panel. Hey, at least it's not quite as bad as Elly pulling her glasses out of her butt.)
My head hurts. And if this all turns into a ploy to throw Liz into skeezy Anthony's soon-to-be-divorced arms, you will hear me ralphing from here.
Also, not to mock the native naming tradition, but was anyone else immediately struck with thoughts of the "Brady Bunch" episode where the family all get names like "Middle Buffalo" and "Yellow Flower with Many Petals"? Just me, then?