For one thing, I didn't even know there was a Muppet Wiki.
For another, I had no idea it had a section devoted to Muppets eating other Muppets (Muppetabilism?).
Thanks, Ask Metafilter!
Someone on that topic also linked to this really weird sketch from The State about people eating Muppets. Hey, ya got some blue fur in your teeth, yeah, right there.