Have you seen Godawful Wedding Crap, a Weblog of horrible things you can buy for a wedding? Oh, it's too bad Lisa's already married now, I might have had to torment her with some of this stuff.
It reminds me of when I got married and I went to Macy's at the Mall of America to buy long gloves (which I didn't end up wearing, because they felt too confining). The could-NOT-have-been-more-than-17-year-old clerk selling them to me chattered nonstop about how oh! Was I getting married? She was getting married, too! And she was going to have a Precious Moments cake topper on her cake, wasn't that the best?
Not to be mean, but I bet that marriage didn't last. More even than her youth, the cake topper surely doomed her.
I wonder if it was this one? Or maybe this one.