Sunday, March 25, 2007

Godawful wedding crap

Have you seen Godawful Wedding Crap, a Weblog of horrible things you can buy for a wedding? Oh, it's too bad Lisa's already married now, I might have had to torment her with some of this stuff.

It reminds me of when I got married and I went to Macy's at the Mall of America to buy long gloves (which I didn't end up wearing, because they felt too confining). The could-NOT-have-been-more-than-17-year-old clerk selling them to me chattered nonstop about how oh! Was I getting married? She was getting married, too! And she was going to have a Precious Moments cake topper on her cake, wasn't that the best?

Not to be mean, but I bet that marriage didn't last. More even than her youth, the cake topper surely doomed her.

I wonder if it was this one? Or maybe this one.

2 comments:

kim said...

Sweet Fancy Moses.

(bookmarks)

Riona said...

Ah, Advantage Bridal, tacky caketopper purveyor of my heart.

Thanks for the link! Nice to find your blog.