Dating with Highlights' Goofus and Gallant.
Well, really, who did you think would be more fun? Gallant would impress your parents, but Goofus would actually entertain you.
This link was posted at Ask Metafilter in response to my response to this question. Someone remembers Highlights for Children as once being called Highlights for Kids, but you and I know that magazine was waaaay too stuffy to ever let its hair down even that much.