My best friend Lisa had a benchmark birthday recently. I couldn't be there in person, so what did I send in my stead?
Naturally, Boogaz. It's a big plastic nose full of slime-like boogery goop, and you have to pick it to get a toy out. No, she's not eleven, why do you ask?
Our friend Sue was there, and she sent videos to my cell phone of Lisa looking totally horrified and trying to get the toy out. Heh. Happy birthday, Lisa. At least it's better than your last benchmark birthday, where we were together in DC and on the eve of your birthday, Princess Diana was killed. Yikes.
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