Todd Marinovich, a.k.a. Todd Marijuanavich, a.k.a. the golden example of how NOT to raise your child, is going back to rehab. (Via Deadspin.)
I am kind of fascinated with him because it is such a perfect example of an athlete with everything going for him going completely off-course. Paging Ryan Leaf! Or, my favorite ever YouTube video, Mr. Upside.