Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Yo, Sweet Valley raps

I love this Dairi Burger summary of a classic Sweet Valley High book.

Best line: "So0 the dance happens and the SVH gang heads out back to start the rumble with the Palisades guys, who are in leather jackets and sunglasses. They start to fight and its like West Side Story, although more like the the Gap commercials than the real thing. Ken goes down and Jessica runs out to see….that the gang leader is none other than Christian Gorman! Gasp! Then she passes out for some reason. Cliffhanger!!!! Grade: A+ for being a complete parody of itself."

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