Saturday, April 05, 2008

Blood, blood everywhere

This Onion article cracked me up, in a grossly creepy way.

"Authorities said they will not have any more information until some fresh batteries can be found, or that girl who burst screaming into the hospital emergency room late last night regains consciousness."

1 comment:

Erin said...

Wow, that is creepy. That reminds me of how The Onion used to (or still does?) fill in some unused space on one of the inside pages with the sentence, repeated over and over, "Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood." I guess they decided to write an article kind of explaining that sentence.