Does anyone give a crap about Dana Larson's home life? Well, no, but she practically got her own Sweet Valley High book anyway.
Best line: "She was wearing skin-tight, black stirrup pants and a gold lame dinner jacket, sleeves pushed up, over a black and white checkered shirt.” Whoa. It’s like she’s a backup singer on the Genesis tour."
Ha! Yeah, even in the 80s, I swear we didn't dress quite like that. Gold LAME?