Matt at X-Entertainment has found a Chia Christmas tree!
It's a symbol of the season AND the fall-back present almost nobody wants to get, all in one!
(If you just must have one, they're sold here. And no, I get no kickback.)
I suppose different people have different desperation/fallback gifts. In school, it was always the book-shaped box of Lifesaver rolls. You got that, boy, you knew the person who drew your name had no creativity, or their mom had no time to shop.
(Although apparently some people loved 'em.)