OMG how addictive is that damn Beyonce song, even though it has about the stoopidest lyrics I've ever heard?
I love how Wikipedia quotes Beyonce offering an explanation of the song's meaning.
"That song is all about: 'I've been with you all this time, you're taking too long and now I'm looking hot and you see it and you gotta suffer because you shoulda put a ring on it,'" Knowles explains.
Seriously, this is not "The Waste Land," here. We are not deciphering "Ulysses." The lyrics are nothing if not self-explanatory, even if the video looks like an exercise routine from 1962.