The flavors get crazier...and more like candy...every day. Banana Split and Orange Cream Pop Tarts? For me, there is such a thing as messing with a good thing. Chocolate Pop-Tarts make for a fine once-a-year treat. But don't go messing the chocolate up with sprinkles and fake banana flavor. And I can't even imagine an orange cream one tasting anything like something I'd want to consume.
Speaking of orange and cream--want to know the difference between a Creamsicle and a Dreamsicle? Cecil knows. (Do not even start with me, you people (Rob!) who call them "50-50 bars." FAIL!)
One of the commentors on Impulsive Buy makes a great proposal: "I think there should be a grudge match between Pop Tarts and Japanese KitKats to see which has released the most variations and who has released the weirdest flavors."
Bless you, Japan, and your KitKat craziness. Green tea remains the undisputed champion, though.