There are a few Sweet Valley High blogs out there that just give me a good laugh when I need them.
This line, from a fun blog called Margo Rising, cracked me up: "Todd’s nickname on the court is “Whizzer.” That’s like, what I’d name a dog who peed a lot. Well done, Wilkins."
Maybe you had to read the books, but damn, I haaaaated Todd Wilkins in those things. Whizzer, indeed.