Pass the salmon squares

Yeeesh. This great Comics Curmudgeon post about throwaway panels is fun to read, but the most notable comic for me is the one where Mary Worth fishes (!) for compliments on her hideous SALMON SQUARES.

Josh says it best: "Has Mary taken moist, delicious, tender salmon and mercilessly baked it until it’s a series of hard, crispy pucks that are easy to pick up without getting your hands oily, and that taste like ashes in your mouth? Is the salmon inside some kind of pink pastry shell, resulting in an awful salmon-flavored Pop-Tart? Was this so-called “new recipe” written on parchment in human blood in the bowels of hell by Satan himself? Probably!"