I never got one of those weird Barbie bell-bottom birthday cakes, where Barbie's head, torso, and arms stick out of a cake that's frosted to look like a Southern Belle ballgown skirt.
And you know, after seeing some of them on Cake Wrecks, maybe that's not a major miss in my life. I just love the white and pink one, where Barbie is apparently drawing back in horror from the fact that her lap is on fire.
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