This movie plot may be a streeeeeeeetch

You heard it here first: "Stretch Armstrong" is going to be a big-screen movie in 2011.

Yes, those dolls that trained you to be either a masseuse or a medieval torturer, that no one could resist pricking with a pen to see just what kind of sticky, cornstarchy gloop was actually inside. I always wanted to give it a real test, like tie it between two cars or something, but was never quite that bold.

I kinda think this character already hit both the small and big screen with Plastic-Man and the mom from "The Incredibles," but what do I know? I love seeing bits of my childhood resurrected and Hollywood knows it.