This review of a Sweet Valley High book over at the Dairi Burger is hilarious, but the best part is at the end, the made-up headlines from the Sweet Valley News.
Alice Wakefield Tapped to Lead New Town Hall Redesign; Spanish-Style Tiles Expected to Be Involved
Enid Rollins’ Past to Be Revealed as Dangerous and Outlandish, No One Gives Shit
Tricia Martin Still Dead, Sources Confirm
Cheryl Thomas Moves to Sweet Valley, Black Population Up 25%
Jessica’s New Bikini Said to Be Small, Revealing
Local Teacher Roger Collins Proposes New Sleepaway Teen Summer Writing Camp at His House