He just makes me laugh so much, like MST3K-level laughing.
Excerpt: "As usual, the box stars Kid Cuisine’s duck mascot. I can’t remember his name, assuming he has one, but he is indeed a duck. To illustrate the meal’s impossible duality, said duck is shown both in a knight’s armor and in a Frankenstein’s Monster costume. Trust me when I say, I could count on one hand the times I’ve seen a package with knights and Frankensteins on it and not bought it. You don’t have to be six-years-old to understand that life could only be improved by the addition of such things. UPDATE: I’m now hearing that the mascot is named K.C. and is in fact a penguin. Seems my own old articles are in support of this rumor. Still, I feel justified in ignoring this since he is so obviously a duck."