The Frozen Chosen

Matt over at X-E went digging in his freezer, where he keeps pop-culture treats just too weird to let melt.

They've gone to that great garbage disposal in the sky now,but not before Matt took their final photos and reminisced about them one more time.

And oh, what weirdness abounded. A Shamrock Shake. A Sopranos cherry ice-cream sandwich. Bloody Fear Factor push-ups. Waffle sticks dipped in green Shrek goo. Funky blue French fries. And best (worst?) of all, a horribly sad and melty King Kong ice pop with horrified gumball eyes. (Which didn't look that much better when it was new, honestly.)