I love reading Drew Magary's Funbag on Deadspin every Tuesday. He answers random reader mail and just generally writes with wit and style and a lovely self-deprecating humor. (Read his book, "The Postmortal.")
But in today's column, the best line came from a reader: "Who do you think is the last President of the United States to actually kill a person with his own hands - and not just order some random individual in a country ordered to be bombed? Who am I kidding? It was totally Nixon."