I love this attack on our nation's state birds so so much, mainly because the guy is SO ANGRY.
I also love that he recognizes Minnesota's state bird, the common loon, is right on the money.
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His comment on Arkansas gives you an idea of what you'll get: "Christ. What makes this even less funny is that there are like eight other states with mockingbird as their official bird. I’m convinced that the guy whose job it was to report to the state’s legislature on what the official bird should be forgot until the day it was due and he was in line for a breakfast sandwich at Burger King. In a panic he walked outside and selected the first bird he could find, a dirty mockingbird singing its stupid head off on top of a dumpster."