Pass the candy-corn soda

Seattle-based Jones Soda gained fame for their gross-out Thanksgiving sodas, including turkey and gravy and green bean flavor.

Now, Matt at X-Entertainment has reviewed Jones' Halloween sodas, including candy corn and caramel apple. Available only at Target, a fine Minnesota-based company. I'm going to have to check these out.

Says Matt, of the candy-corn flavor: "Furthering the excitement and fear is the fact that it's been visually altered with a yellow dye capable of blinding every living creature within three miles of it. I don't think they had any specific, nigh-natural way of making the shit yellow, either. It's like they just dumped five spoonfuls of yellow Easter egg dye into each can, therefore producing the only soda on the planet that can outright stain oak. I speak from experience, and Jones will pay."