Bachin' it

I admit, I watched the premiere of "The Bachelor in Paris" tonight, for the sheer train-wreck quality of it all.

And I was richly rewarded when the Crazy Woman, who happened to be a doctor (as is the Bachelor), started babbling about how it was time for reproduction.

Then when she got kicked out, she demanded an answer, and he tried to gently tell her it was crazy to start talking to someone you don't even know about getting down and havin' his babies, and she just kept saying the word "reproduction" over and over so many times that you wondered if a casting director was paying her by the mention.

Now that Crazy Reproduction Woman has gone, there's really no sense to watch the show again this season. It cannot get any creepier.