You know, I would be happy to live my entire life without ever again seeing a variation of "you owe me a new keyboard" or some other implication that something on the Internet was so funny that someone spit beverages on their computer.
Can't we set up some kind of Web-wide swear jar, where anyone who posts any version of said statement has to ante up $100 to charity? Because ... spit takes were never funny, nor original, not in 18-ought-eight when folks claimed to be spitting Brother Henderson's Fix-Me-Up Home Remedy ("you owe me a new fringed surrey top, Zebediah!") and certainly not now.
Yeah, that wasn't prompted by anything specific, honest, I just had to get it out there.