"With Susan With Susan or WITH Susan With Susan?"
Oh, Liz. "With Susan" as in "how can this be happening to you, Miss Perfect Patterson and her Mister Wright, except that everyone and their blind ferret saw this coming like my cat sees when I'm opening the cat food can even when she's three floors away."
In other words: Oh, Liz.
The FOOBiverse has great comments, as usual. I especially like how everyone points out that there was no sign of trouble in paradise two months ago (well, except for Chipper and Suds having gaggy little nicknames for each other), and now suddenly Paul is Mr. Cheats A Lot and has managed to forge such a strong relationship with Susan that everyone in town knows about it (but no one tells Liz). Great town, there. Real supportive and loyal.
Update: Oh, don't miss Liz's letter to April in April's Real Blog. Hilarious