Oh, Liz. So many questions.
I barely even remember Shawna-Marie. Have you really stayed in touch enough to be one of her bridesmaids?
I should talk, since my bridesmaids wore black with different jewel-toned skirts, but her bridesmaids are wearing all different pastels? Just like we did in my sister's wedding in 1979. They'll look like a bag of Jordan almonds.
Why is "cream" in quotes? Is it not really a word in Canada? And don't most people say ivory when they mean a wedding dress that's not quite white?
And then we get to the ultimate question: WHY? Creepy, pornstachey ANTHONY? I mean, we've all seen this coming just as long as we've seen it coming that Elly and John will just hand over their giant house to irresponsible Dee and Major Novelist Mike, but that doesn't mean the "revelation" is any less "creepy."
Kudos for Candace's Raggedy Ann doll hair color, though.
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Speaking of Major Novelist Mike, is this Mike's crappy novel? http://www.amazon.com/Custodian-Paradise-Novel-Wayne-Johnston/dp/0393064913/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-3693683-7684860?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1178041960&sr=8-2
The protagonist has the same unusual name, it's set in Canada, and the author's last name is Johnston...
Heh, good find. Also recommended to people who like that book: "Bay of Spirits: A Love Story" by Farley Mowat.
Oh, I know it's not Farley the dog, but still...
I assumed cream was in quotes because they were implying Shawna Marie was too big a ho to wear white.
And may I say, your bridesmaids looked darned good in those dresses that you picked.
Sign me,
The babe in the Turquoise skirt
I figured cream was in quotes because she was pregnant!
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