Saturday, October 13, 2007

How about a nice Transylvanian punch?

This skull punch fountain is not nearly as cool as it could be.

Says Matt of X-Entertainment: "Scroll back up, and look at the box. What the hell is that stuff pouring out of the skull head? It's not even liquid! They used some kind of thick, weird toy slime to illustrate its abilities, and then fucked with the slime's contrast in Photoshop to make it seem even more impressive. There is no way for anyone to live up to the standards set by that box. Had they just shown a picture of the thing not in use, maybe I wouldn't have been so disappointed when I turned it on and saw two tiny streaks of Kool-Aid reenact the classic tale of a fresh bottle of ketchup turned upside-down."

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