Few sites make me laugh as reliably as Matt's X-Entertainment. His Halloween Countdown is always fabulous, and this grab-bag entry made me smile right when I needed it.
The Tootsie Roll martini looks seriously awesome, but this was the bit that cracked me up: "Finally, Crayola has brought back their “Crayon Treat Packs.” I haven’t seen these since 2003, though to be truthful, it’s not like I spent 2004-2008 actively hunting them. Okay, that’s a lie."
And don't miss the Bag Monster photo at the end of the entry. Awesome.