Stuff I'd eat: Spaghetti and meatballs on a stick. Rice Krispie Treats on a stick. Fried Jellybeans.
Things I have tried: Alligator on a Stick.
Things that actually sound OK in the description, just not in the title or calorie count: Fried Butter. Fried Dough Road Kill. Pork Parfait.
Stuff I want to forget exists: Deep-Fried Scorpion. Emu Tacos and Ostrich Quesadillas. Spam Curds. Deep-Fried Pig Ears. Sauteed Mealworms.